- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Boxing on Boxing Day

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's your guys names?

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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