- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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