I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

PENIS lol

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

A blind man watches TV

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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