- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Where's my tractor?

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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