Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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