How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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your life

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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LET

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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