What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Mahmy

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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