Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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