- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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