My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

are u black unlucky

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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