Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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