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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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