- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

what is racecar backwards in reverse

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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