A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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