- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Massie is a fatass

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Guess what? Bananas

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

2 black kids walk into school

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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