Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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womens rights.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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