A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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