- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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