- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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