What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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diarrhea.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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whats black and large -me

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Anti Joke

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