Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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