Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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A hill billy went fishing

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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I'm gay.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Go away still nothing to see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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