- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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