A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Manchester City

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

whats white and sticky glue

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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