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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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