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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Your mom went to college

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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