- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

men's rights activists

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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