- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

rocky is here again.......................

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

This sentence is a lie.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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