- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

No it doesnt..

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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