What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Lewis

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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