A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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I am a women

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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