- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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