Stop Iran! We need the money.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Ian's mind Elevator music

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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