why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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knock,knock you suck

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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