Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Error 37.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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