- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

I like touching my boobs

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

The game.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Tall asians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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