Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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