How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

womens rights.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

women's rights

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

You idiot thats 9 letters

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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