How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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2 black kids walk into school

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Massie is a fatass

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Guess what? Bananas

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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