Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

i named my son Frodo because he was little

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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