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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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