- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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