Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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