- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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