so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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