Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Knock Knock? Come in.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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