Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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