- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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