Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Misner is a twat.

Bob Saget

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Pianos.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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