A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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You sick fiend

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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