Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I have read the terms and conditions

A man walks into a bar

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

where is the world?

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Rush Limbaugh

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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