- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

hey justin

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A hill billy went fishing

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