What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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