hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

copy me and i will kill you

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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