- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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