- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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