how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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