So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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