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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

sweating like antoni with a girl

I was once a hamster.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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