- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

I hate blackniggers

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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