5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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