so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

ecks! why zee?

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

I hate blackniggers

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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