Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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don't just stand there

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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aodhan hearty

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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