- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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