- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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