- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

The adventures of Helen Keller:

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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