- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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