Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Smeg...

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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