some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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