- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Oh, go away

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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