What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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