- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What is funnier than 24 69

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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