- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

wanna hear a joke? yes

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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