- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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