- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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